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herewith, a series of classic movies re-enacted by a cast of animated bunnies, in thirty seconds or less. the texas chainsaw massacre and titanic ones are especially good.
i sat down to compile a list of new year's eve parties, and realized that there was no need because it had already been done. check it.
as for me, i'll be drinking and dining with a group of ten or so friends and then heading to the woolworth building party for carousing and free champagne.
happy new years!
...but not entirely dead.
"Tonight at THE AD LIB guest dj-Christy (CHEESEBURGER)
$2 shots o jack all night-FREE
sway-305 spring
THURSDAY
June D, Dj Baron & TKOmri Present SoulPusherNYC The Holiday Soul Party!
December 29th @ The Delancey
FULL HOUR OF JAMES BROWN WITH LIVE PERCUSSIONISTS @ MIDNIGHT!!!
Special Guest DJ THE VET (AD LIB)
Free Giveaways from Filter Magazine, The Onion, Export A and Crunch all night long!
Doors @ 10pm FREE!!!!!!
LIVE PERFORMANCES DOWNSTAIRS BY:
THE MANAGEMENT 10pm
ALOKE 11pm
DEATH OF FASHION 12am
+SPECIAL GUESTS
Spinning an explosive mash-up of authentic funk/soul/indie and garage rock!
rsvp@soulpushernyc.com"
"Last Death Disco of 2005!
DEATH DISCO NYC
@ The Delancey Lounge 168 Delancey street @ Clinton
free because you're worth it...."
*JACK AND BACK** drink specials!
doors at 8pm
*$$*FREE*$$*"
where is the best/cheapest/awesomest place to do karaoke right now? i'm looking for places downtown that allow big groups.
help a sister out!
1. people who work at my magazine read my blog. mon dieu!
2. if i lived in suburban new jersey, i could have a living room that measured 25' by 25'.
3. everyone in my family is in way better shape than i am.
4. the amount of butter that goes into one batch of christmas cookies is enough to grease the hinges of an entire small town. seriously.
5. andrew vladeck, who has several solo CDs out and plays in the honey brothers, is my next-door neighbor! a quasi-celebrity realization that almost makes up for the fact that my living room measures 2' by 4'.
6. i may or may not be allergic to dogs and pollen. thankfully, cigarettes continue to be an acceptable pollutant.
i think it was a good year all around. i gave:
-a clef du vin fancy wine-tester thing
-two tickets to "the women of the sopranos" at the the new york times arts & leisure weekend
-pretty rocks
-wool socks
-one american apparel shirt
-organic dark chocolate
-one bar, fancy verbena soap from fresh
-vintage amoco truck and car, with lights (!) and horn (!)
-chewy ginger, apricot-almond shortbread, and earl grey cookies
i got:
-a food processor! (yes, friends, if there was ever any indication that i am indeed over the hill, my excitement over this one item is it.)
-an air popper! (ditto on the above.)
-a griffin iTalk voice recorder
-a pretty cashmere sweater
-a "wine girl" cheese board shaped like a wine bottle (it's almost embarrassing how ridiculously appropriate this is)
-various soaps and lotions that i would have never splurged on for myself
-socks!
-lots of time with my sisters and parents and my genius-slash-gorgeous-slash-perfect baby nephew matthew. i let him put green frosting on my nose. repeatedly. that's how much i love him.
this year's haul was ridiculously awesome and i am incredibly grateful for all of it. i feel this way especially after reading that my friend drunk john received a boston terrier calendar and a gay cutting board as his xmas package. sorry man. if it makes you feel any better, my super-late "june mix" (i'm the worst cd club member ever) will be ready and waiting when you arrive in nyc for the big visit.
happy holidays everyone!
a friend who's not that into new music asked me if i'd actually heard of any of these bands. since the mainstream media usually writes stories like this that seem promising but actually talk about bands everybody liked three years ago, the fact that i hadn't heard of all of them was actually kind of refreshing.
in other news, the misshapes crew fails to play well with others. and i love that the story calls them a "band".
...meaning that i really, really need to leave the house sometime soon. working from home really isn't all it's cracked up to be. perhaps you are in the same boat. cheers!
"PURE FIRE
Tonight and every Wed.
Holiday party with egg nog, sweets, etc...
9-late @Suntonic, 107 Norfolk
esoteric urban musics dropped by DJ's
Reaganomics, Peter Gunn and Criterion
Rap, grime, crunk, dancehall, breakcore, reggaeton, jungle"
"DEC.21 2005
THE DEATH DISCO X-MAS BASH !! Tis the season to be merry, and what better way than dancing the night away at DEATH DISCO's XMAS BASH. Yes you can wassail like a wombat to this week's mighty line-up, including as it does not only those irrepressible girls FUR CUPS FOR TEETH, but also DJ Jess's hot new band WE ARE AMERICANA, and the dub grooves of THE COOL AND DEADLY! And what's more we have added, the joker in the pack - just to make sure things go off with a bang! - your very own DJ $MALLCHANGE on the decks. It'll be hard to stop jumping around long enough to head over to the bar for our famous jack and back $5 specials, but we're sure you will find a way..
6 HOT BANDS. 3 GREAT DJs, 1 INCREDIBLE VJ - ALL FOR THE PRICE OF NONE
FREE ADMISSION - WE DON'T WANT YOUR MONEY!
DEATH DISCO every WED @ THE DELANCEY, 168 Delancey St at Clinton, LES, NY NY 10002
Tel 212 254 9920
7.30pm till very very very late
ADMISSION FREE... because you're worth it"
"HEEBONISM
The blowout for those who think the Matzo Ball blows. With DJs BLAST CRISIS!, Ohmi, and CHROMEO's Dave 1, foxy dancers, goodie bags and a live performance by Aramaic rapper, Y-Love (modular moods). In addition, an open bar for the first hour sponsored by Red Stripe, Dewars AND Bacardi Flavors. Love Intelligence Group will be bringing the visual treats. We strongly advise that you arrive before midnight to guarantee admission.
Tickets are $20 ($18 if you bring exact change).
12/24 at 9:00 PM
at Happy Valley, 14 E 27 Street, New York, NY, 10016"
i do love you, and i do support the unions, but it's no fun living here during a transit strike. at least i'm not one of the poor souls who has to a) picket or b) walk to work in the 38 DEGREE WEATHER. insanity.
i thought about strapping on the old rollerblades, which i'm unembarrassed to say i did during the blackout last summer, but the prospect seemed completely unappealing, given the high likelihood of my snot freezing to my face and causing lasting damage.
so. . .snow day!
on a lighter note, parisians are so cute. new york 1 interviewed a cute french girl about the transit strike who giggled and said, "oh i don't know, in paris this happens a lot, it is like no surprise, so is not bad for me!" aw. on a not-so-light note, pat kiernan just announced that the windchill factor is going to make today's weather feel like it's in the teens, so everyone bundle up if you're headed outside.
the good folks at sxsw have announced the first batch of bands that will be playing this year. here goes...
"From the 7500 bands that applied, the SXSW Music Festival is pleased to announce a partial list of acts scheduled to perform at the five night festival including: The Adored (Los Angeles CA), Annie (Bergen NORWAY), Arctic Monkeys, Belle and Sebastian (Glasgow UK), The BellRays (Los Angeles CA), Be Your Own PET (Nashville TN), Blockhead (New York NY), The Boy Least Likely To (Wendover UK), The Brokedown (Los Angeles CA), Calexico (Tucson AZ), Neko Case (Tacoma WA), Cat Power (Atlanta GA), clap your hands say yeah (Brooklyn NY), Clor (London UK), Jason Collett (Toronto ON), The Cribs
(Wakefield UK), Cuff the Duke (Toronto ON), Jamie Cullum (London UK), Dashboard Confessional (Boca Raton, FL), Death In Vegas (London UK), Death Vessel (Brooklyn NY), Dengue Fever (Los Angeles CA), Destroyer (Vancouver BC), Die! Die! Die! (Auckland NEW ZEALAND), Dirty Pretty Things (London UK),
Jorge Drexler (Madrid SPAIN), Dr. Spock (Reykjavik ICELAND), The Duke Spirit (London UK), The Earlies (Manchester UK), Echo & The Bunnymen (Liverpool UK), Editors (Birmingham UK), The Eighteenth Day Of May (London UK), Elbow (Manchester UK), Empire Dogs (Stockholm SWEDEN), Erase Errata (San Francisco CA), Faker (Sydney AUSTRALIA), Flogging Molly (Los Angeles CA), Forward
Russia (Leeds UK), Giant Sand (Tucson AZ), Gogol Bordello (New York NY), Jose Gonzalez (Gothenburg SWEDEN), The Go! Team (Brighton UK), Headphones (Seattle WA), The Hellacopters (Stockholm SWEDEN), Clarence Frogman Henry (New Orleans LA), The Juan Maclean (Dover NH), Kaki King (New York NY), Kalas (Oakland CA), k-os (Whitby ON), Sharron Kraus & Christian Kiefer (London UK), Lady Sovereign, The Like (Los Angeles CA), Los De Abajo (Mexico City MEXICO), Luminous Orange (Yokohama JAPAN), Barbara Lynn (Beaumont TX), The Magic Numbers (London UK), Magnolia Electric Company (Chicago IL),Serena Maneesh (Oslo NORWAY), Mates of State (East Haven CT), The Morning
After Girls (Sydney AUSTRALIA), The Most Serene Republic (Toronto ON), Mystery Jets (London UK), My Summer as a Salvation Soldier (Reykjavik ICELAND), Neon Blonde (Seattle WA), Nickel Creek (Carlsbad CA), n0 things (Brooklyn NY), Of Montreal (Athens GA), Beth Orton (London UK), Peaches
(Berlin GERMANY), The Plimsouls (Los Angeles CA), Robert Pollard (Dayton OH), Ramblin' Jack Elliot (New York NY), Saves the Day (Princeton NJ), The Secret Machines (New York NY), Marty Stuart and his Fabulous Superlatives (Hendersonville TN), Tarantula A D (New York NY), Susan Tedeschi (Jacksonville FL), Towers of London (London UK), KT Tunstall (London UK), Two Gallants (San Francisco CA), Tom Verlaine (New York NY), Vetiver (San Francisco CA), The Whigs (Athens GA), Witch (Brattleboro VT), and Wolfmother (Sydney AUSTRALIA)."
