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thoughts on jamba juice.

i must be the only person on earth never to have had one of these before. how 1993 of me. all i can say is...um, yum?

mango- GOOOD. strawberries- GOOOD. splenda- GOOOD. low-fat dairy base- GOOOD.

can anyone figure out what i'm referencing? i'm sure boyfriend john can. it's from his favorite show.

the funny thing about my jamba juice is that it's a "medium" but it's the length of my forearm. and i'm told there's a bigger size! the world is a crazy place. and...i clearly need to find something better to do with my time. oh that's right- it's a phenomenally gorgeous day outside, so i'm going to go frolic. peace!

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The one thing people don't realize about Jamba Juice is even though it's just fresh berries, yogurt and good stuff... each medium smoothie is over 1,000 calories!

not to get too geeky about this, but they've launched a new line of smoothies called "enlightened smoothies" which, according to them, only have like 150 calories because they use splenda and sketchy "dairy base". i had one yesterday and they're gooooood.

see? http://www.jambajuice.com/menuguide/passionberry.html

"The One" where Rachel combines a recipe for a Shepherd's Pie and and English Trifle!

Meat? GOOOD.
Custard? GOOOD.

hahahahahahhahaa

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