the great white way.

maybe you read in the new york post how lindsay lohan lost her purse last weekend, and it was found with something she'd "rather" they "didn't mention" inside? yeah well, the guy who found it is a friend of a friend, and the unmentionable in question was a huge bag of colombia's finest. kids these days! as soon as lindsay's press people/parents/etc. heard about it, they started threatening the guy with all kinds of lawsuits and scary phone calls and everything, so he decided to just drop it and mail back the wallet.

yes, this is unsubstantiated. but he is a friend of a friend, and he has a photocopy of lindsay's driver's license and black american express card, and um, it's not like it would really surprise anyone if it were true. here's to writing a little-read blog that isn't subject to libel laws!